You must live in a vending machine because you are a snack, if I’ve ever seen one. They say there’s seven wonders of the world, but after seeing you I now know there’s eight.
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You must be an encyclopaedia because I’m in-fact-uated with you.ĭid you know that some female spiders kill their mate after sex? Lucky for you I’m not a spider.ĭo you think you’ll want a full English for breakfast tomorrow? Or will you still be full from the sausage I give you tonight?ĭo you like Toy Story? Because I’ve got two toys of my own if you’d care to see, and they’re also called “Woody” and “Buzz”.
If I got cremated, would I urn your love?Īre you a Grisly? Because I can bear-ly contain myself.Īre your trousers made of mirrors? Because I can see myself in your pants.Īre you a Disney Villian? Because you are Gaston-ishing. Is your name Uber? Because you’re getting me where I need to go.Īre you a sofa bed? Because I need to know whether you pull out. If you were a SWAT team, I’d want you to smash my back doors in. If you were a tree, would you pine for me? I want a man that’ll go down in History and I’ll return the favor in English class.Īre you an organ thief? Because you just stole my heart.Īre you a sleeper train? Because I want to hop on and ride you all night. If I were a push door, you could still pull me. You must be my lunatic chauffeur because you’re driving me, crazy. You must be a WiFi modem because I’m sensing a real connection. If being handsome were an olympic sport, you’d win gold for sure.Īre you a South American nation? Because Uruguay that I’m looking for. You must be an egg because you’re definitely getting laid. Is your name Sherlock? Because I want you to take me Holmes. Is your name Amazon? Because you’ve got everything I’m looking for. I don’t have Netflix so why don’t we just skip to the “chill” part.Īre you a new movie? Because I get the sense you’ll be “coming” soon.Īre you a lumberjack? Because I’m in need of some wood. You should come with a health warning because you are too hot to handle. I’ve collected all the letters of the alphabet except one. You must be a priest because I know you’ll have me screaming “oh god” later tonight.Īre you a clockmaker? Because my legs need setting to ten and two.Īre you a dog treat because this bitch wants you.ĭo you sell fruit? Because I’d really love a date.
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